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Robert Pattinson Stars in Dior’s New Fragrance for Men Called “Yes, I Could Be a Rapist”

February 2, 2016August 14, 2016 webmaster Leave a comment

Shovel-headed and pasty Twilight star Robert Pattison has become the face of Dior’s new fragrance for men called “Yes, I Could Be a Rapist.” In this racy campaign, Pattinson plays a brooding and troubled up-and-coming sexual predator.

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Will.I.Am asks at Davos 2016 “What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk??

February 2, 2016 webmaster Leave a comment

Low and behold Will.I.Am was invited to Davos for a second time. Confirming this wasn’t a bizarre administrative error; rather some of Davos organisation cannily intuitively thought that his vanity, stupidity, and ability to say the most vacuous statements possible would fit in well with world political leaders and business tycoons.

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When I discovered Christmas tinsel was made in China, not the North Pole, it didn’t stop me from buying even more.

January 31, 2016 webmaster Leave a comment

It turns out Santa has followed the likes of Apple and Nike to outsource his tinsel production to sweatshops across Asia

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Why I love buying useless pieces of plastics that I don’t need and why you should as well

January 29, 2016January 29, 2016 webmaster Leave a comment

That’s right; the world isn’t awash enough with plastics. Too bad I say to those cranky enviro types, who claim there will be more plastic in the sea than fish.

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6 Things You Learn at Wine Camp

January 29, 2016August 15, 2016 webmaster Leave a comment

Eventually you got to—or were getting to—the point where you choose consciously to join the category of pretentious windbags. With that aim in mind, I recently attended grape camp in Sonoma, California

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Why my child winning the “Most Annoying Child Noise-Maker of the Year” award made me feel like a proud parent.

January 28, 2016August 15, 2016 webmaster Leave a comment

Let’s face it, our kids are cute and lovable bundles of joy sometimes, mostly when they are asleep or staying at Grandma’s. Yet most of the time they are just plain annoying, are you with me?

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Calling bullshit where it’s obvious: Demi Lovato and Taylor Swift combine objectification with glorified violence and call it “female empowerment.”

January 26, 2016January 26, 2016 webmaster Leave a comment

How do you show you’re equal to men? Well, you copy all the cliché cultural stereotypes of what it is to be masculine, and then do exactly what they do, but in Spandex and tight-fitting outfits

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I whore my face out to billion-dollar corporations to try to make people insecure and buy things they don’t need. Big deal.

January 26, 2016 webmaster Leave a comment

If you look around, anyone who is anyone celebrity-wise has their face attached to a fragrance. Did I have any dilemma whoring out my face to the highest bidder? Hell no. Let’s face it: any celebrity in a fragrance ad is already assumed to be mega-rich

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What’s the best way for female celebrity role models to say to the world, “I am sexually available, but also childlike”?

January 25, 2016 webmaster Leave a comment

For any young women to be successful in celebrity consumer culture it is a given they must be sexy, and nothing says sexy like the finger-in-mouth look (AKA “I’m a confused little girl who is also sexually curious”) that female pops stars seem to perfect.

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Child cries the length of the runway during Paris fashion show and is told he will never work in the industry again

January 22, 2016January 22, 2016 webmaster Leave a comment

Shocking news in the fashion industry as potential future hot child model burst into tears whilst walking down the runway during a Paris fashion show. The designer was outraged and said the child’s tears completely ruined the whole show.

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