If you want a breakdown of capitalism’s corporate idea of masculinity for the masses, look no further than the Hugo Boss aftershave advertisement “Man of Today”, starring and narrated by none other than the manly man, Gerard Butler. In it, we are taken on journey to explore and uncover what it actually is to be a “man of today”.
Parody: Gucci and the N.SA bring you the new fragrance “Creepy”
Gucci has partnered with the N.S.A to create this amazing new fragrance CREEPY. Once you put it on it will feel like the scent has never left you.
Finally feeling good about your body and self-image? Then check out these hot models in swimsuits and make all that go away.
Let’s face it, feeling good about yourself is not good for business and feeling good about your body, no matter how you look, is even worse. Yet don’t fret; we are here to fix that. That internal sense of value and worth probably feels weird and unfamiliar, right? So check out these models in swimsuits while you remind yourself how disgusting and unattractive you actually are.
5 things you need to know before you get back with your ex
1) Has he finished his course of antibiotics for his chlamydia? Obviously you found out the hard way that “what happens in Vegas” doesn’t always stay in Vegas. Obviously you found out the hard way that “what happens in Vegas” doesn’t always stay in Vegas.
Saying Your Dog Is Your “Baby” Is an Insult to Dogs Everywhere
If I could, I would be more than happy to drop my kids at a kind of “kid pound” but last time I Googled it those things haven’t been invented yet
Yes, I am a helicopter mum, but did I mention I am an Apache Helicopter loaded with hellfire missiles?
So, yes, I interfere. Yes, I control what happens to my daughter.The fact is I am a patriot. I do what our governments have been doing for years: exactly what I want, using violence and bribery to ensure I get all I want for my Poppy
The New Dior Fragrance “Miss Spoilt Entitled Brat”
Dior’s new fragrance is not just selling overpriced smelly water; rather it’s selling an attitude, a spoiled, brazenly bratty and entitled attitude.
Rise Up Giant Mutant Ant Overlords, the World Needs You
Given us non-ant humans have ruled the earth for a while now, I think it’s time we allowed another species to step in and take over. Giant mutant ants I think could be the wise choice.
Kellogg’s attempts to be the “Dove” of crappy breakfast cereals: Watch a contrived and conceited viral video that’s an insult to women’s intelligence.
The short 60 second video tells women that they should stop worrying about how they look and “own” who they are. That is after they stuffed their face with Special K…such a powerful message.
Translating what the most quotable quotes from 2016 Davos really mean.
It is that time of year again when rich people, celebrities, politicians, and the odd decent human being get together to pretend to solve the world’s problem at Davos 2016.