It turns out Santa has followed the likes of Apple and Nike to outsource his tinsel production to sweatshops across Asia
Let’s face it: being a boss is just another term for being the overlord of those beneath you. You are a king and they are your servants. In the sage words of Machiavelli, rulers don’t need to be loved, they need to be feared and respected. Imagine your office is a slave plantation — is your top priority that your slaves like you or that they fear you?
I don’t hear the kids anymore sniggering and giggling while staring at someone they feel threatened by due solely to the fact that they are different. Little do they know, they are missing a crucial part of the childhood experience of looking down on others and feeling superior.
Yet when it comes to actual brainy brains, girls, let’s face it: It’s a huge turn off. Seeing as how our uber-masculine culture pairs being a man with being stronger, smarter and overall more badass than any girl, coming across a woman who has genuine intelligence is difficult to really grasp. It’s like, “Boobies, talk, boobies, talk. What’s happening?”