Gucci has partnered with the N.S.A to create this amazing new fragrance CREEPY. Once you put it on it will feel like the scent has never left you.
Not Noteworthy NEWS
Here we will be taking a look at stories in the news that seem absurd, ridiculous or serve as vanity porn for the protagonists. Either way, we will do our best to make fun of them and be hyper-judgmental about the people in the news we think are worthy of derision and ridicule.
Finally feeling good about your body and self-image? Then check out these hot models in swimsuits and make all that go away.
Let’s face it, feeling good about yourself is not good for business and feeling good about your body, no matter how you look, is even worse. Yet don’t fret; we are here to fix that. That internal sense of value and worth probably feels weird and unfamiliar, right? So check out these models in swimsuits while you remind yourself how disgusting and unattractive you actually are.
The New Dior Fragrance “Miss Spoilt Entitled Brat”
Dior’s new fragrance is not just selling overpriced smelly water; rather it’s selling an attitude, a spoiled, brazenly bratty and entitled attitude.
Translating what the most quotable quotes from 2016 Davos really mean.
It is that time of year again when rich people, celebrities, politicians, and the odd decent human being get together to pretend to solve the world’s problem at Davos 2016.
Robert Pattinson Stars in Dior’s New Fragrance for Men Called “Yes, I Could Be a Rapist”
Shovel-headed and pasty Twilight star Robert Pattison has become the face of Dior’s new fragrance for men called “Yes, I Could Be a Rapist.” In this racy campaign, Pattinson plays a brooding and troubled up-and-coming sexual predator.
Will.I.Am asks at Davos 2016 “What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk??
Low and behold Will.I.Am was invited to Davos for a second time. Confirming this wasn’t a bizarre administrative error; rather some of Davos organisation cannily intuitively thought that his vanity, stupidity, and ability to say the most vacuous statements possible would fit in well with world political leaders and business tycoons.
I whore my face out to billion-dollar corporations to try to make people insecure and buy things they don’t need. Big deal.
If you look around, anyone who is anyone celebrity-wise has their face attached to a fragrance. Did I have any dilemma whoring out my face to the highest bidder? Hell no. Let’s face it: any celebrity in a fragrance ad is already assumed to be mega-rich
Child cries the length of the runway during Paris fashion show and is told he will never work in the industry again
Shocking news in the fashion industry as potential future hot child model burst into tears whilst walking down the runway during a Paris fashion show. The designer was outraged and said the child’s tears completely ruined the whole show.
Selena Gomez wins FHM’s “Sexiest Feminist of the Year” award for her music video “Good For You”
“In the most sexist and boner inducing of videos, she denounces the prevailingly feminist message of objecting to the objectification of women and, rebelliously, Selena embraces it and owns it.
You Can’t Believe What Milla Jovovich’s Daughter Looks Like
With such a tantalizing click-bait headline for an article, I guess you expect to read something shocking, like she has two heads, but brace yourself for something that is two headless — but just as shocking.