A YouTube video of your wedding proposal? That’s so last year, loser. Now it’s about doing a YouTube video of your invitation. Weddings have never before been grander than they are these days, and it’s fucking pissing me off!
We all know advertisers are great at pairing useless products with emotions that have absolutely nothing to do with what’s for sale. Case in point: When you think of romance and falling in love,
OK, you clicked on the link to see a toddler drink beer and smoke a cigarette? What kind of sicko are you? I guess the kind that comes to websites like this and loves to be a voyeur of poverty porn? Shame on you.
With the appropriate fake smiles and pretend wackiness, Burberry has assembled and all-star cast of models, actors, singers, comedians, and anyone famous who’s willing to be a well-dressed corporate shill for a few bucks.
This guy was pretty crafty when it came to working out the perfect time and place to propose. Taking her a few thousand feet up in the air all alone is the perfect environment to get the answer: “Yes, yes, of course, but please don’t kill me.”