- Wow, you’re not quite as fat as imagined.
- In 5 year’ time what would describe you best: barren or bun in the oven?
- I still suck my thumb, but only before I go to sleep.
- Genital herpes isn’t as bad as people think it is. I don’t have it, I’m just saying.
- I really like you, but the real question is…. will Mum like you?
- I dumpster dive not because I have to but because it is good for the environment.
- What? You haven’t heard of the manosphere? Let me explain.
- Hitler is one most misunderstood leaders of the last 100 years.
- I think the ending of Bambi was so hilarious.
- It’s so refreshing to sit and have drink with a woman whom I am not paying by the hour.
- Hi ,I’m Spencer, but you can call me Spence.
- Ok, if we were to be honest, I have been stalking you and your mother for a few months now. So, that’s not a raccoon you’ve been hearing going through your rubbish. And your cat fluffy who has been missing, let’s just say she’s officially dead.
- I seriously need to go and take a huge shit. (Wait until you married, then it’s cool to say that).
- Finally! (sigh of relief) They took me off the sex offenders list.
- I know this is something you won’t really understand, but being this good looking is actually quite lonely.
- You’re definitely a 6, but, with some work, you could hit 7 easy
- The truth is, my first and only true love has been alcohol.
- Let me give you an example of how resourceful I am. I have 7 children from 5 different women and don’t pay a single dollar in child support. How many guys do you know who can say that?
Some meme’s that thought were quite funnny as well, first date theme wise…
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