18 Things Men Should Never Say on a First Date.

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  1. 7l3c4Wow, you’re not quite as fat as imagined.
  2. In 5 year’ time what would describe you best: barren or bun in the oven?
  3. I still suck my thumb, but only before I go to sleep.
  4. Genital herpes isn’t as bad as people think it is. I don’t have it, I’m just saying.
  5. I really like you, but the real question is…. will Mum like you?
  6. I dumpster dive not because I have to but because it is good for the environment.
  7. What? You haven’t heard of the manosphere? Let me explain.
  8. Hitler is one most misunderstood leaders of the last 100 years.
  9. I think the ending of Bambi was so hilarious.
  10. It’s so refreshing to sit and have drink with a woman whom I am not paying by the hour.
  11. first-date-161Hi ,I’m Spencer, but you can call me Spence.
  12. Ok, if we were to be honest, I have been stalking you and your mother for a few months now. So, that’s not a raccoon you’ve been hearing going through your rubbish. And your cat fluffy who has been missing, let’s just say she’s officially dead.
  13. I seriously need to go and take a huge shit. (Wait until you married, then it’s cool to say that).
  14. Finally! (sigh of relief) They took me off the sex offenders list.
  15. I know this is something you won’t really understand, but being this good looking is actually quite lonely.
  16. 0058e-you-plan-our-first-dateYou’re definitely a 6, but, with some work, you could hit 7 easy
  17.  The truth is, my first and only true love has been alcohol.
  18. Let me give you an example of how resourceful I am. I have 7 children from 5 different women and don’t pay a single dollar in child support. How many guys do you know who can say that?

 

 

Some meme’s that thought were quite funnny as well, first date theme wise…

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Relate to this one

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'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'
‘The date was going well… until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.’

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Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.
Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

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