It may be hard to believe that the reigning queen of pop is already 157, but with her daughter turning 19 today, Madonna reminds us how it’s all about Madonna.
Science Finds All Women Are at Least a Little Bit Gay and Men Nod Like “I Knew It”
So what this means is no matter how much your girlfriend says she isn’t attracted to her hot best friend, guys now have science to apply added pressure to have a threesome.”
This Couple Spent $300,000 on Plastic Surgery to Look Like Barbie and Ken, but They Ended Up Looking Like Two Freaks of Nature
Take for example the couple in Paris who have poured buckets of money into trying to turn themselves into the dolls their infantile personalities have been unable to let go of. Aren’t these people meant to get some kind of psych evaluation before they can do this kind of thing?
3 Ways to Be a Boss People Dislike.
Let’s face it: being a boss is just another term for being the overlord of those beneath you. You are a king and they are your servants. In the sage words of Machiavelli, rulers don’t need to be loved, they need to be feared and respected. Imagine your office is a slave plantation — is your top priority that your slaves like you or that they fear you?
9 Signs There is a 3.7% Chance He Will Never Stop Loving You
Here are nine signs that the guy you’ve got is not helplessly in love and that there is a 97.3% chance that he will either stop loving you or, more likely, may have never loved you in the first place
So, Should We All Be Giving Ourselves Semen Facials Now?
Last week, beauty blogger Tracy Kuss, who suffers from rosacea, waxed lyrical about how a mother load of cum is an excellent “cooling, natural skin treatment to soothe sensitive skin.”
Conceited Couple Create a Sappy and Cloying Wedding Invitation Video and it Makes Me Angwe!
A YouTube video of your wedding proposal? That’s so last year, loser. Now it’s about doing a YouTube video of your invitation. Weddings have never before been grander than they are these days, and it’s fucking pissing me off!
Sugar Babies Are Not Prostitutes, Technically Speaking That Is
Yet, we don’t like the word whore. We prefer sugar babies; it sounds so much better, despite the creepy baby/daddy connection
Why being an adorable klutz will win you the man of your dreams
Being an extreme klutz is rough, people. Take it from me — not a day goes by that I don’t fall and spill or break something. Someone needs to wrap me in yellow caution tape, because I’m a walking safety hazard to mankind. Don’t you think all that is so adorable, kind of like Zooey Deschanel?
Wrigley’s “love story” viral ad would work better with used condoms than with chewing gum
We all know advertisers are great at pairing useless products with emotions that have absolutely nothing to do with what’s for sale. Case in point: When you think of romance and falling in love,