If Jon Snow (Game of Thrones), King Leonidas (300) and Maximus Decimus Meridius (Gladiator) all worked out together, this is probably the method they’d choose. I often imagine that after their workout they would shower together as well, maybe washing the dirt off each other’s backs, using the soapy sponge to get all those hard-to-reach spots. Then I guess they would let each other clean their hard mental maces. Yeah, I imagine that a lot.
Doing the deed can be awkward. Well, at least that’s how my mum explained how I was conceived. Hook-ups can go awry, and sex with a long-time partner may dry up like a crust of bread that’s both hard and mouldy. You may be with the wrong person; turns out that guy you shared a taxi with isn’t your husband. Or you may have a little case of the “can’t be fucking bothered” when it comes to hitting the hay.
I met my current long-term stalking partner on Tinder! — with the simple, one-sentence message: “My legs are like a 7/11, always open.” Choosing the right guy to obsess over and put every inch of your life’s focus into is not an easy choice.
I am going to share with you five sure-fire ways that have worked for me time and time again to make sure the first date is followed by a second date. This isn’t just dating advice; these methods have been tested and proven to work. It’s science, bro.
Of course, the pressure he feels will vary from relationship to relationship. But if impressing the parents is essential to making the relationship work, because you know, she still hasn’t developed an autonomous sense of self outside of the expectation of her family of origin — then get ready to be judged.
Here are nine signs that the guy you’ve got is not helplessly in love and that there is a 97.3% chance that he will either stop loving you or, more likely, may have never loved you in the first place
Being an extreme klutz is rough, people. Take it from me — not a day goes by that I don’t fall and spill or break something. Someone needs to wrap me in yellow caution tape, because I’m a walking safety hazard to mankind. Don’t you think all that is so adorable, kind of like Zooey Deschanel?
When he sees a woman struggling to get her bag into the overhead bin on a plane or up a flight of stairs, he uses her weakness to push in or take the space. Chivalry is as dead as a dodo, and his Alpha male “get out of my way, grandma” style gives you the real dirty damps.